I like to fart in public.



Today I would like to tell you about my farting.

Normally, I have constipation many times.

Sometimes, I shit only once a month. That’s why my farts are super strong and foul smelling and I’m about to be a pervert because I like to walk around in a book store to only look at some books not to buy and many times while I’m happy to look at them, I will feel like I wanna shit. I don’t know why. But with the environment of the book store, I often keep my shit inside and keep walking around in the book store.

Keeping shit inside makes me want to let the gas out of my ass. When I know that I’m gonna fart, I will walk to a corner free of people and let it out peacefully. Then, within a second that area will be full of my fart smell which had stayed in my shit for a long time.

Many times, I farted in the book store and some lucky people came to that area where I just farted. I ran away quickly. Then, I heard that people were suffocating and swearing “shit”.

Sometimes, I could run away in time. I saw the moment some people were coming and stunning immediately and they ran away quickly.

When I look at some books until I’m pleasured, I will go to a toilet to let it (shit) out but I kept it too long so I couldn’t let it out and must continue to keep it with me.

Sometimes, I farted in a clothes shop, I chose to keep the smell and sound by placing my ass near the clothes and gradually farted quietly.

Once, I felt so guilty.

Because once I was in a library of the university with my friend. While he went to a toilet, I was waiting for him at Lost and Found desk and looked at the stuff. I found an interesting English sheet and tried to read it. Then, I farted again. Within a few seconds, my friend came out of the toilet and was heading towards me. He wanted to read that sheet as well. While he was reading it, I saw his face gradually changed like he was gonna throw up. He told me he could smell something. I said it might be a smell of that sheet. It seemed he agreed with it.


I felt sorry for him so much so I brought him to stay away from that area quickly and left the exact answer there.    


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I am a new freelancer working regarding Thai Visa and Work Permit application and Corporate Services. I decided to quit my office life because I thought I do not want be an office girl for all of my life. I like to work independent. I like to spend my life as I want.
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